June 18, 2004

Butt slogans for undergrad girls

Some of the slogans written across the butt of those velour pants that undergrad girls wear are getting kind of old. "Sexy," "Hottie," and "Michigan" are so last summer.

Here's the slogans that will surely catch fire this year:

  • Too Big--Getting Bigger.
  • Electrolysis: ask me how
  • My friends make me wear this
  • Employee of the Month

    Posted by Carey at June 18, 2004 11:21 PM
  • Comments

    You forgot a few slogans:

    Exit Only
    Ask Me About Astroglide!
    Sphincterine Fresh!
    Wide Load
    Caution: I Just Had Taco Bell
    Frat Boy Playground

    Posted by: Larry Frank at June 21, 2004 04:15 PM