April 15, 2004

Glorfindel feels guilty (or not)

Me: Here's my written assignment.

Lady in office: Oh. Well. Did you know that your partner had already turned in a report for both of you?

Me: Oh. Well. That's interesting. But it's ok, I'm sure his report is good.

Bureaucrat (sitting in the back of the office and eavesdropping): Did you not get the email from the professor about turning in only one report per group, or did you just fail to read the email???

Me (thinking): "Oh! No! You caught me! I'll just castrate myself right here for my evil sins, and spill my blood in penance! Where's that hairshirt, anyway???

Posted by Carey at April 15, 2004 08:32 AM