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Glorfindel feels guilty (or not)

Me: Here's my written assignment.

Lady in office: Oh. Well. Did you know that your partner had already turned in a report for both of you?

Me: Oh. Well. That's interesting. But it's ok, I'm sure his report is good.

Bureaucrat (sitting in the back of the office and eavesdropping): Did you not get the email from the professor about turning in only one report per group, or did you just fail to read the email???

Me (thinking): "Oh! No! You caught me! I'll just castrate myself right here for my evil sins, and spill my blood in penance! Where's that hairshirt, anyway???